- Andy Richter: So hey, I called Leslie Clevenger.
- [Wendy, Keith and Jessica stare at him with blank expressions]
- Andy Richter: The girl I went to High school with?
- [still no sign of recognition]
- Andy Richter: We only talked about it for like a half an hour yesterday!
- Jessica Green: Oh yeah, I, I meant to erect a monument to that conversation but I couldn't find a grate of marble boring enough.
- Wendy McKay: Where's your lipstick?
- Jessica Green: In my purse.
- Wendy McKay: Where's your purse?
- Jessica Green: I don't know. All around my lipstick.
- Wendy McKay: Jessica has dragged me out four nights in a row. She just won't stop! She's like the Terminator, except she's not from the future and she likes to dance.
- Andy Richter: Leslie, the human spirit was meant to soar on wings of love, not crawl through the muck of intolerance. All people are beautiful, a glorious rainbow of colors and ideas. A living stain glass window of diversity. And because you don't see that, we can never be together.
- Jessica: Oh yeah. I meant to erect a monument to that conversation, but I couldn't find a grade of marble boring enough.
- Jessica: Oh Yeah. I meant to erect a monument to that coversation, but I couldn't find a grade of marble boring enough.