Andy Richter Controls the Universe (TV Series)
Relationship Ripcord (2002)
Andy Richter: Andy Richter
Quotes
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Mr. Pickering : There's nothing quite so gratifying as taking sexual advantage of the mentally ill.
Andy Richter : I am not taking advantage of her.
Mr. Pickering : Come now, don't be ashamed. I had a retarded mistress for eight years who slept with me because she thought I was the Pope.
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Andy Richter : [breaking up with a woman] I can't go out with you any more because I'm gay.
[she looks at him skeptically]
Andy Richter : And your brother. And a ghost.
[starts making ghostly noises]