Andy Richter: Andy Richter

Quotes 

• Andy : The talking kangaroo was right.

• Teak : You're a legend at that frat.

  Phil : We've seen all the pictures.

  Teak : The time you wrestled the bear.

  Phil : Naked.

  Teak : The time you climbed outside the library.

  Phil : Naked.

  Teak : The time you changed the oil on your car.

  Phil : Totaly nude.

  Andy Richter : [narrating]  Alright, I was very comfortable with my body in college.

• Andy Richter : [narrating]  Look how fast I can walk. I could be in the Olympics. All I'd have to do is find an event where you say something stupid to women and then try to get away.

• Andy Richter : Morning. Where's Andy?

  Byron Togler : He stepped out for a minute. You know, I've been talking to him and he is really a good guy. He's always laughing and making jokes.

  Andy Richter : Yes, he's a wonderful man. And if he were filled with helium and floated around the ceiling, we could keep him.