- [first lines]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: We're doomed.
- Angel: Maybe we can make a break for it.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Impossible.
- Angel: Front exit?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: We'd be spotted instantly.
- Angel: Back door?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Blocked.
- Angel: That's it, then. We're trapped.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: We could try shouting "fire". It's not technically a *crowded* theater...
- [pan out to show the pair watching Cordy's poor performance on stage]
- Cordelia: Angelus may not be the most relaxing company, but at least he's honest. Shouldn't I expect the same from the *not* evil version of my friends?
- Rebecca Lowell: I know you're still here.
- Angel: I'm not what you think.
- Rebecca Lowell: You're not? Because... no reflection, dark, private office, instantly knowing those letters weren't written in blood, I guess what I would think is - vampire.
- Angel: Then again...
- Rebecca Lowell: Which is impossible. Bela Lugosi, Gary Oldman, they're vampires.
- Angel: Frank Langella was the only performance I believed but...
- Rebecca Lowell: This is real. You're real. Do you drink blood?
- Angel: Yeah. But not people.
- Rebecca Lowell: You're not a killer.
- Angel: I gave that up.
- Rebecca Lowell: Well, there is a support group for everything in this town, I guess.
- Angel: It's a long story.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: What did you give him?
- Rebecca Lowell: Does it matter?
- Cordelia: Well, if he's all homicidal, I'm thinking, YEAH!
- Cordelia: Oh, great. He spent the night with the fantasy of millions. All alone, 'protecting' her.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You're worried about the curse. I wouldn't be.
- Cordelia: Hey, you weren't around the last time Angel went mental. I, on the other hand, was on the first wave of the clean-up crew. He knows perfect happiness, he goes evil. So don't tell me not to worry.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Angel's moment of true happiness occurred because he was with Buffy. You realize how rare that is - true happiness? And what are the odds he's find that with an actress.
- Cordelia: What's that supposed to mean?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I was... I meant TV-actress.
- Cordelia: Save it.
- Cordelia: [to Wesley] Hey, you weren't around the last time Angel went mental. I, on the other hand, was on first wave clean up crew. He knew perfect happiness, he goes evil! So don't tell me not to worry!
- Rebecca Lowell: [Angel's got his head on Rebecca's shoulder] I just wanted us both to be happy.
- Angel: Oh, I am happy.
- Rebecca Lowell: You are?
- Angel: Yes.
- [Angel bites Rebecca]
- Rebecca Lowell: Ow!
- Angel: Perfectly happy.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You walk a fine line, Angel. I don't envy you.
- Angel: Wesley, nice moves up there.
- Rebecca Lowell: Oh, God. Who called ET?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Emma Thompson?
- Cordelia: Entertainment Tonight, doofus.
- Angel: Tell you what, I'll torture you for two unbelievably long hours, and then you can decide if this is the lifestyle you want.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, this is good news, isn't it?
- Angel: Depends on what's going to bother her more: being stalked or not being stalked.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Actresses.
- Angel: Tell me about it.