- Rene Jackson: Are you okay?
- Mary Elizabeth 'M.E.' O'Brien Sims: My 15 year old daughter just got picked up for drunk driving and called my best friend to come and bail her out and not me. No, I'm not okay.
- Rene Jackson: You got so drunk the night of our senior prom that you drove your car into an electrified fence.
- Mary Elizabeth 'M.E.' O'Brien Sims: Tell me you didn't tell her that.
- Rene Jackson: I told her we had a rough time growing up.
- Catherine O'Brien: [vacuuming] How was the game?
- Young Mary Elizabeth 'M.E.' O'Brien: There was no game.
- Catherine O'Brien: Did you win?
- Young Mary Elizabeth 'M.E.' O'Brien: I didn't even play.
- Catherine O'Brien: What was the score?
- Young Mary Elizabeth 'M.E.' O'Brien: [shouting] You're not listening to me!
- Catherine O'Brien: [shuts off the vacuum] I'm sorry.
- Young Mary Elizabeth 'M.E.' O'Brien: We didn't even play, yesterday Rene started bleeding all over the place.
- Catherine O'Brien: Oh my!
- Young Mary Elizabeth 'M.E.' O'Brien: Now she doesn't want to do anything, she says it's because she's a woman now.
- Catherine O'Brien: Well yes, it does have to do with becoming a woman, it's called menustration.
- Young Mary Elizabeth 'M.E.' O'Brien: Why do they call it a men's station if it's about being a woman?
- Catherine O'Brien: No, Mary Elizabeth, menustration.