Arrested Development (TV Series)
Hand to God (2005)
Ian Roberts: Literal Doctor
Quotes
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Lucille : [the family is waiting for news on Buster from a very literal doctor] How's my son?
The Literal Doctor : He's going to be all right.
Lindsay Funke : Finally some good news from this guy.
George Michael Bluth : There's no other way to take that.
The Literal Doctor : That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.
Lucille : But you said he was all right.
The Literal Doctor : Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."
Lucille : [Jumping on the doctor] You son of a bitch. I hate this doctor.
Lindsay Funke : How do we keep getting this guy?
Michael : Mom, he's a very literal man.
The Literal Doctor : Yes, that's more the way I would take the news.
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Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Buster and GOB find themselves closer than ever.
The Literal Doctor : Good news, we've removed the hook and there's been no damage.
Gob : [as Buster gets up and leaves] Oh thank god!
The Literal Doctor : Unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass.