Arrested Development (TV Series)

Queen for a Day (2005)

Will Arnett: Gob Bluth

Quotes 

• Gob Bluth : So get this. I took his dress eyebrows.

  Narrator : Sitwell suffered from a disease that rendered him completely hairless.

  Michael : He's not gonna be happy about that.

  Gob Bluth : No, especially when he goes to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead.

• Barry Zuckerkorn : A company called Standpoor.

  Gob Bluth : Standpoor?

  Michael : As in the opposite of Sitwell, which is run by a certain hairless man who could be very upset with you right now.

  Gob Bluth : What has he to be upset with me about?

  [one of his eyebrows drops down] 

  Michael : You are wearing his eyebrows?

  Gob Bluth : It made me feel dressier.

• Gob Bluth : So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's like "Die already!"

  Starla : I love my mother.

  Gob Bluth : Huh?

  Starla : She's one of the two most important people in my life. You know, she and Quincy.