Arrested Development (TV Series)
The Cabin Show (2005)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
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Quotes
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Michael Bluth : You seem more villainous than usual, Mom; are you sober?
Lucille : Michael, it's eight a.m.
Michael Bluth : So, it's not that.
Lucille : I don't know. Maybe it's because I went off my post-partum medication.
Michael Bluth : You were still taking that? You had Buster thirty-two years ago.
Lucille : And that's how long I've been depressed about him.
Lucille : Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome young doctor said on the Today Show.
Michael Bluth : That was Tom Cruise, the actor.
Lucille : They said he was some kind of scientist.
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Gob : I didn't even know we had a cabin in the woods.
Michael : Oh shit. I've never been to the cabin, GOB.
Narrator : Though he had often been promised.
George Sr. : [flashback - "1977"] Oh sorry buddy, something came up. This nice lady here lost her puppy and I'm going to help her find it.
George Sr. : [flashback - "1980"] Oh sorry buddy, this girl's dad got sick and I'm taking her to the hospital.
George Sr. : [flashback - "1983"] Come on, you're old enough to understand this by now - I'm nailing this broad!
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Tobias Fünke : Can I interest you in a smoothie or an amal... Michael!
Michael : Tobias! I thought you were in Vegas with Kitty and the Blue Man Group.
Tobias Fünke : Sadly, it turns out that the part I had destroyed my life to get had already been cast.
Narrator : The role was filled by George Sr. who used it to hide in plain sight. That is, until he choked on a marshmallow and almost died when nobody noticed that he had turned blue.
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Lindsay Funke : We're super rich again, Mikey! And I'm going to buy a car. A Volvo!
Michael : Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money again.
[she hands him a picture]
Michael : And this is not a Volvo...
Lindsay Funke : Oh, that's from sitting on the copier.
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Lindsay Funke : I cant believe Tobias dumped me for that whore Kitty. Do you think he would leave this? And these?
[points to her breasts]
Lindsay Funke : And this?
[hands Michael a piece of paper]
Michael : Still the car.
Lindsay Funke : Or this?
Michael : [hands Michael a picture] Glad I didn't spring for color.
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Michael : Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby.
George Michael : Oh, I don't know...
Maebe : I'm not really the outdoorsy type.
Michael : Well, it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.
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Michael Bluth : [Michael discovers that Oscar is in prison, not George] I'm sure that Oscar could last another day in prison.
Narrator : Not according to the most recent blog entry on imoscar.com.
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Michael Bluth : This all makes sense now. Dad's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno, Dad's in Kitty, and Dad's a Blue Man.
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Michael Bluth : I'm looking for a man who's probably in the seedy underbelly of Reno.
Cab Driver : Oh, the Christian League had The Seedy Underbelly shut down. Now it's a Swallows.
Narrator : Swallows was a family-style restaurant by day and an anything-goes, pan-sexual bazaar by night.
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[repeated line]
Michael : I'm sorry, pal. It's just not going to happen this time.