The Avengers (TV Series)

Concerto (1964)

Patrick Macnee: John Steed

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Quotes 

• Zalenko : I must congratulate you on the use of your umbrella.

  John Steed : Thank you. And may I compliment you, what was it you were trying to do to your friend?

  Zalenko : Disjoint his left arm from its socket over my right shoulder.

  John Steed : And where did you learn that particular piece of nastiness?

  Zalenko : Saturday afternoons, British television, last time I was here. You should watch.

• Zalenko : I don't expect you to trust me, Mr. Steed, but I think you must agree my reconstruction is logical.

  John Steed : I remember you got top marks at college for deduction.

• Catherine Gale : Burns was waiting for me. We've been playing one sided Russian Roulette.

  John Steed : I told you gambling would be the death of you.

• John Steed : What were you trying to do to your 'friend'?

  Zalenko : Disjoint his left arm from its socket over my right shoulder

  John Steed : And where did you learn that particular piece of nastiness?

  Zalenko : Saturday afternoon British television, last time I was here. You should watch

• Zalenko : [Cathy arrives with Steed in tow]  But I thought the British Cultural Council was only sending one person.

  Catherine Gale : Eh...

  John Steed : Mrs. Gale and I met on the doorstep.