- Dr. Martin King: Look, at the risk of being a bore, would you mind filling me in on a little of the case history, such as why you got me out this morning to render first aid to a dead man?
- John Steed: Then there's Fraser. Now he runs a barber shop, and he's the easiest one to keep track of.
- Dr. Martin King: Oh, what do you mean?
- John Steed: I can't lose sight of him. He's been following me for the past two days.
- Monsieur Roland: To a charming person like yourself, I think Paris means couture and perfume. But I like to remember it in the springtime, that was how I saw it for the first time in the 14-18 war.
- Mark Harvey: Never talk when your holding a gun on someone, darling. You only end up distracting yourself.