- Ann Meadows: Do you know anything about horses, Mr. Steed?
- John Steed: Yes, I know which end is which.
- Ann Meadows: Oh, thank goodness for that! I thought you might be one of those terribly dull civil servants.
- Ann Meadows: Have you ever heard of a horse that was kinky about a spaniel?
- John Steed: I think I'll have little more sugar, young lady, if you don't mind.