- Vogel: And these files on Steed...
- Ambassador Vladimir Jiroslav Brodny: Oh yes, I compiled them myself.
- Vogel: They are inadequate.
- Ambassador Vladimir Jiroslav Brodny: Oh yes, I quite agree. I've got a staff of morons.
- John Steed: Do you always squeeze the toothpaste from the middle?
- Major Plessy Carson: No, I never did until I got married.
- Vogel: Remarkable.
- Boris Shvedloff: Astonishing.
- Josef Pudeshkin: Fantastic.
- Alicia Elena: Perfect.
- Vogel: We are all agreed then. The resemblance is superb. Well, Ambassador?
- Ambassador Vladimir Jiroslav Brodny: If I might make a s-slight criticism... don't you think he lacks a certain panache?
- Vogel: Nonsense!
- Boris Shvedloff: Ridiculous!
- Josef Pudeshkin: Rubish!
- Ambassador Vladimir Jiroslav Brodny: Poppycock!
- Gordon Webster: There's just one thing, old sport. Suppose Mrs. Peel rumbles the fact that there are two Steeds?
- Vogel: Then there will be one less Mrs. Peel.