- Thomas Banacek: There's on old Polish proverb that says, "Only the centipede can hear all the hundred footsteps of his uncle."
- Jay Drury: [chuckling] Yeah. Heh-heh. Uh-oh.
- Thomas Banacek: What's the matter?
- Jay Drury: That's the first one of those things I... I ever understood.
- Davey Collier: Banacek - that's, uh, Polish, ain't it?
- Thomas Banacek: Right. Collier - that's Anglo-Saxon, isn't it?
- Davey Collier: So what?
- Thomas Banacek: I thought you wanted to exchange ethnic origins.
- Davey Collier: Okay, you're so bright, Banacek, suppose you tell me what happened here. My own security department can't even find their way to the bathroom.
- Vince O'Hara: Wait...
- Thomas Banacek: I'll do my best - about the statue, I mean. Your security men are on their own.
- Thomas Banacek: You know, you always remind me of a little boy who *didn't* cry "wolf."
- Henry DeWitt: I like the "boy" part.
- Thomas Banacek: I mean it. The more you say you don't have anything, the more I believe you almost got it cracked. It's a great con.
- Davey Collier: What're you doing here?
- Thomas Banacek: We just pushed B for basement and here we are.
- Carlie Kirkland: [suddenly shouting in public] *Check into a motel with you? What for?*
- Thomas Banacek: [unfazed] Not bad.
- Carlie Kirkland: That's for patronizing me.
- Thomas Banacek: You know, we could work together on this thing.
- Carlie Kirkland: Not in a million years.
- Thomas Banacek: *Fifty dollars! You've got to be kidding*
- Gretel: Well, I have to get rid of an early date. Is that okay with you?
- Thomas Banacek: If it's okay with *him*.