Barney Miller (TV Series)
Bones (1982)
Hal Linden: Capt. Barney Miller
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Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : Well we sympathize Mr. Long, but I'm afraid we are going to hold you anyway, nothing personal.
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Dr. Otto Travis : It's all right Captain, I generally appreciate Mr Long's feelings, I wish he understood how important our work could be.
James Long : If its so important, why don't you dig up your own family
Dr. Otto Travis : Somebody will undoubtedly will someday
Dr. Otto Travis : Mr. Long, we in archeology don't go around digging into sacred burial mounds out of rude curiosity. We're seeking keys to understanding lost societies... lost civilizations
James Long : If your so interesting in Indians, why don't you go talking to a couple of live ones.
Dr. Otto Travis : I'm not an anthropologist
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Uh, Doc, you want to have a seat over here and finish reading the complaint
Dr. Otto Travis : Oh, thank you, thank you
Capt. Barney Miller : Right here
James Long : You guys might be surprised if you dug in our brains instead of our bones
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, Mr. Long
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Capt. Barney Miller : Good Evening
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Hi Captain
Capt. Barney Miller : What's happening ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Status Quo -- High Interest Rates, High Employment, High Budget, High Deficit... However, Liz and Dick are talking.
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, well, at least there is some good news.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Harris and Wojo went out
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you.
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Gordon Lynch : Look son, I understand you had a difficult, deprived, and traumatic childhood, but one more smutty crack like that, and I am going to shove a tent-stake up...
Capt. Barney Miller : Problem, Mr Lynch ?
Gordon Lynch : Oh no, no problem
Capt. Barney Miller : Nah !... We just chatting
Capt. Barney Miller : Look, If you sign the complaint, you can be on your way
Gordon Lynch : Fine, What about him ?
Gilbert Pedrosa : Oh man, don't worry about me, I'll be out of here by the weekend.
Gordon Lynch : Oh yeah, well, me and the Beaver Patrol are heading on up to Seneca Lake, Friday Night, are you interested ?
Gilbert Pedrosa : Nah man, I doubt it.
Gordon Lynch : Suit yourself
Gilbert Pedrosa : But, if it will make you feel any better, why don't you leave your number with him.
[Him - in reference to Harris]
Gordon Lynch : Good Scout... I don't know if I really...
Det. Ron Harris : He will be out in 48 hours
Gordon Lynch : Good Scout