Barney Miller (TV Series)
Bureaucrat (1975)
Abe Vigoda: Det. Phil Fish
Quotes
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Det. Phil Fish : Drinking should be done in the privacy of one's home, where it's necessary.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [noticing his sandwich] Look what I found. There's a dead fly in my sandwich. Right in the middle of my egg salad.
Capt. Barney Miller : You sure it's a fly?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : It's a little piece of olive.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Since when do olives have wings?
Det. Phil Fish : When they die and go to heaven.