Barney Miller (TV Series)

Dorsey (1980)

Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris

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• Capt. Barney Miller : What do we got here ?

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Kenneth Pryor - Disorderly Conduct, Destruction of Private Property, and Resisting Arrest...

  Kenneth Pryor : Resisting Arrest ?

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : We're entitled ?

  Kenneth Pryor : I had to do something to stop them, there are a bunch of Sadists and Nazis over there

  Capt. Barney Miller : Over Where ?

  Det. Ron Harris : We picked him up at a "Stop Smoking Clinic"... It's the New York Institute for Smoke Modification Inc.

• Bill Adelson : My card in case you join the other side

  Det. Ron Harris : And In case you do

  [places cigarette packet in Adelson's coat breast pocket and Adelson glances aside] 

• Det. Ron Harris : Apparently, Mr Pryor had gone to the clinic for treatment, but subsequently took exception to the methods.

  Kenneth Pryor : There barbaric. You know, what they do. They stick these electrodes up your arm and everytime you take a puff... Zap !... 30 Volts... and while they are doing that, they got you in this room with ashtrays full of soggy, stinky, cigarette butts and blown-up pictures of diseased cancerous lungs

  Det. Ron Harris : What kind of ashtrays?

  Capt. Barney Miller : Was any of this done against your will Mr. Pryor?

  Kenneth Pryor : What will? You have no will once they get through you.

  Capt. Barney Miller : I'm afraid we're going to have to book you anyway

  Kenneth Pryor : I am so sick of non-smokers, with there snotty looks, and their phony little coughs and their smug self-righteous attitudes.

  Det. Ron Harris : Tell me about it, You want to have a seat right here please

• Officer Carl Levitt : Its jackpot time... lunch for 2,000 junkies... Sir, we made entry to Mr. King's apartment.We found this in the bedroom closet. It looks to be high-grade heroin. Wojo, is out to trying to find Mr. King... I counted 57 packets of one approximately ounce each.

  Det. Ron Harris : Wow - We're talking a street value of over $2,000,000

• Bill Adelson : Sergeant,what you do in private is none of my business, but when your smoke invades my breathing space then I have to ask you to stop.

  Det. Ron Harris : When did you have time for EST? Do you still read?