Barney Miller (TV Series)

Experience (1975)

Jack DeLeon: Marty Morrison

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• Captain Barney Miller : Marty, you keep ripping people off, they're going to put you away for a long time. Now, why don't you cut it out and get an honest job?

  Marty : Oh, don't give me that. I've had more jobs than you have hair on your head. I even tried to get on the police force.

  Captain Barney Miller : They turned you down?

  Marty : Of course they turned me down. It's ridiculous. What's wrong with a gay cop? There are gay robbers.

• Detective Wilson : Watch it, kid, he steals.

  Marty : Do you have to give away the plot ?

• Marty : So... Ruffian, what did you do ?

  Hold-Up Man : I held up a candy store.

  Marty : I have candy back at my place

  Hold-Up Man : Hey! I don't want to be here with this guy. You better stay away from me or I'm gonna break your face !

  Marty : I want this man removed immediately, he's a paranoid and ugly

  Wojo : Both of you guys clamp down

• Wojo : Be seein' ya, Marty.

  Marty : Thanks for the warning... Arnold - talk about police brutality. Wait 'til I tell you what they gave me for lunch.

• Fish : Wilson, the bomb is in the briefcase.

  Detective Wilson : Holy mama!

  Marty : Oh God. Is it a big bomb?

  Detective Wilson : How the Hell do I know?