Barney Miller (TV Series)
Experience (1975)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Captain Barney Miller : [Barney and Wojo are using the phone at the same time while standing right next to each other. Barney was put on hold] Come on! Come on!
Wojo : Hello?
Captain Barney Miller : Hello, Bomb Disposal?
Wojo : No, it's Wojciehowitz.
Captain Barney Miller : Get off the line. I'm trying to get Bomb Disposal.
Wojo : Who's this?
Captain Barney Miller : Barney!
Wojo : Oh, hey, Barn, whattya need?
Captain Barney Miller : GET OFF THE LINE!
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Detective Wilson : [seeing a case, in which the explosive is contained] Hey, who belongs to this case?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : It ain't mine.
Wojo : Fish, maybe.
Detective Wilson : Oh, yeah, it must be Fish's. It's too classy for you guys.
[Wojo gives Wilson a Bronx cheer]
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Very well put.
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Marty : So... Ruffian, what did you do ?
Hold-Up Man : I held up a candy store.
Marty : I have candy back at my place
Hold-Up Man : Hey! I don't want to be here with this guy. You better stay away from me or I'm gonna break your face !
Marty : I want this man removed immediately, he's a paranoid and ugly
Wojo : Both of you guys clamp down
