Barney Miller (TV Series)
Ramon (1975)
Anne Wyndham: Rachel Miller
Quotes
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Stanley Mankowitz : Hi, Rachel.
Rachel Miller : Hi.
Barney Miller : Hello, Stanley. Can I fix you a drink?
Stanley Mankowitz : Uh - no, thank you, Captain Miller. Good evening, Mrs. Miller.
Elizabeth Miller : Hi, Stanley.
Stanley Mankowitz : Actually, I'm here tonight for two reasons. First, to take a certain young beautiful girl out to dinner - and second, to present a bottle of wine to the hero, as a tribute and a thank you.
Elizabeth Miller : [as Barney turns, too late to cut off Stanley] Hero? What hero?
Barney Miller : You shouldn't have done it, Stanley.
Elizabeth Miller : What hero, Stanley?
Stanley Mankowitz : Didn't he tell you?
Elizabeth Miller : No.
Stanley Mankowitz : Well, this morning, uh, some crazy kid strung out on drugs comes into the police station, and takes a gun away from one of the police officers and threatens to kill everyone in the place unless they let him go free - and Captain Barney Miller not only talks him out of it, but refers him to me as a client!
Elizabeth Miller : Well! Isn't that swell, Stanley ?
Rachel Miller : How could a thing like that happen?
Elizabeth Miller : Happens all the time on a perfectly normal day.
Barney Miller : What is everyone making a big deal about?
Rachel Miller : Big Deal? Dad, you could have been killed!
Barney Miller : Stanley's overdramatizing everything. He comes in with this wild story about some crazy kid comes into the police station, steals a policeman's gun, threaten to shoot everyone in the place unless we let him out.
Rachel Miller : Isn't that what happened?
Barney Miller : Of course not!
Rachel Miller : Then what happened?
Barney Miller : Some crazy kid came into the police station, stole a policeman's gun... threatens to shoot everyone in the place... unless we let him go.
Elizabeth Miller : What the hell? A miss is as good as a mile, I always said.