Barney Miller (TV Series)

Snow Job (1975)

Jack Soo: Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana

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Quotes 

• Det. Ron Harris : [talking on the phone]  Hey, Engine Room, what's the matter with you guys? Turn the heat down! The humidity's murder up here! We can't even get the stamps to stick to the envelopes.

  Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Wish I could say the same for my shorts.

  Det. Ron Harris : [mocking Yemana's voice]  Very well put.

• Det. Ron Harris : [talking on the phone]  Hey, Engine Room? Hey, what's the matter with you guys? It's 26 degrees up here. Hey, I wasn't meant for this type of weather, baby.

  Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Tell him my blood is turning to slush.

  Det. Ron Harris : [on the phone]  Hey, don't give me "energy crisis," man! How would you like it if we quit and left your loved ones unprotected?

  Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Very well put.

  Det. Ron Harris : [on the phone]  Hey, baby, it is cold up here.

  [another phone rings and Yemana answers it] 

  Det. Ron Harris : [on the first phone]  Yeah, well, if we don't get some heat up here, we're gonna start breaking up the furniture and burning it.

• [Wojo is putting the store payroll in the safe] 

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [looking at safe]  What's the combination on this thing? I forgot it again.

  Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : One to the left, two to the right, three to the left, four to the right.

  Det. Phil Fish : That's the way to do the Varsity Drag.

• [the squad has brought in a stick-up man] 

  Stick-Up Man : Hey, it's freezing in here!

  Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Ever since we washed the furnace, we can't do a thing with it.

• Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : [after Wojo objects to drinking Nick's coffee]  What's the matter with my coffee?

• Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : What happened ?

  Det. Phil Fish : Flasher committed suicide, but very badly.

• Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You want to see something funny ? Come in the toilet

  Det. Ron Harris : Hey, what have you been doing, writing on the walls again ?

  Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : No, water on the sink is frozen, and a bunch of ants are crossing the ice they're slipping and falling all over the place. Come on. It's the funniest thing.

  Det. Ron Harris : Hey man you got a weird sense of humor, you know that.