Barney Miller (TV Series)
Snow Job (1975)
Richard Stahl: Gross - Accountant from Siegel's
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : All right, you counted it, what's the problem.
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : There's exactly $5000 missing
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : $5000, that's impossible
Capt. Barney Miller : Maybe you ought to count it again
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : I've counted it three times. That right, Pete ?
Pete : That's correct. I've counted it too. It's a bundle short.
Capt. Barney Miller : Fish. Count it. Harris, you watch Fish
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : Pete, you watch Harris
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Capt. Barney Miller : There was a lot of excitement last night. The money could have been misplaced or gotten buried under this official litter
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : Have you ever misplaced $5000 before ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Once, in a Monopoly game.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Barney, There is nothing in the safe but petty cash
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : Oh
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : $16
Capt. Barney Miller : That's for two weeks
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Harris, you were standing right there, when I was putting it in the safe
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, you wouldn't let me help you, remember. You said it was all yours
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : You said that ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Figure of speech, Mr Gross. Detective Wojciehowicz probably felt personally responsible for the money.
Gross - Accountant from Siegel's : He is personally responsible for the money
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : You here that Harris !
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, don't look at me. If I needed extra money, I'd do windows.