- Capt. Barney Miller: [holding a shotgun] Do you have a permit for this weapon, Mr. Brower?
- Phillip Brower: I don't need a permit! I got gold!
- Harriet Brauer: You mean, you'll do it
- Det. Ron Harris: Oh no ma'am, I was merely acknowledged your right to make the request
- Det. Ron Harris: What would you suggest ?
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: You got any gold ?
- Det. Ron Harris: Yeah -- cuff-links
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: [Dietrich laughs] Keep a sense of humor.