Batman (TV Series)
Penguin Is a Girl's Best Friend (1967)
Adam West: Batman
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Quotes
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The Penguin : [the Penguin and his henchmen appear to br robbing an armoured car as Batman and Robin make their approach] What are you buttinskies doing here?
Batman : Just a little scholary research, Penguin.
The Penguin : [Batman and Robin begin fighting the Penguin's henchmen] Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
The Penguin : [the fighting continues] Cease I say! Cease and desist!
The Penguin : [Batman and Robin finish fighting the henchmen] Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Batman : Have you heard anything about legalized thievery, Robin?
Robin : Can't say that I have, Batman.
The Penguin : I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Batman : You're witnessing the final disintegration of the criminal brain, Robin. Years of outlawry has taken it's inevitable toll.
Robin : But he's right about our being in court, Batman.
[to the Penguin]
Robin : We'll be the prosecution's star witnesses when they try you for armed robbery!
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Batman : [pointing his finger] Decency is everybody's business, Penguin!
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Batman : I think someone connected with the the Gotham City film decency league should take a look at this script.
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Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : I trust you're going to enjoy this scene, Batman, darling.
Batman : I made a bargain with Penguin and I never break my word.
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Bargain? Why, half the men in the world would fight to be kissed by Marsha, Queen of Diamonds.
Batman : They certainly wouldn't have to fight me.