Batman (TV Series)
The Wail of the Siren (1967)
Burt Ward: Robin, Dick Grayson
Quotes
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Robin : I've never seen that light flash before?
Batman : Well, that's the Batcomputer's Bat-resistance signal.
[suddenly has a revelation]
Batman : Of course it doesn't understand our question about Commissioner Gordon. It can't answer it. Commissioner Gordon represents law and order. The Batcomputer is programmed to deal only with criminals!
Robin : Holy one-track-Batcomputer-mind!
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Robin : Your goose, so to speak, is cooked!
The Siren : Not by a long shot, short stuff. I now own this building.
Robin : Is that true, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne : [under the Siren's stunning spell] She now owns this building.
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The Siren : [during the fight between her men and Robin and Batgirl, the Siren has been knocked off a rooftop and is holding onto the ledge for her life, with Robin holding her wrists] Help me! Help!
[gasps]
Robin : Why should I? You were willing to let Bruce Wayne leap!
The Siren : Oh, c-can we talk about this after you pull me up?
Robin : Can you get Mr. Wayne out of that spell?
The Siren : I... I...
Robin : [raises voice] Can you?
The Siren : [moans] I might try singing an antidote note...
Robin : Then do it!
The Siren : Oh, but that's three octaves above high C! Nobody's ever done it before! My voice would be gone! I'd rather die!
[Robin lets go of her wrists]
The Siren : [desperate] I'd rather live!
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Robin : Holy stand-stills! I wish this elevator would get here.
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Robin : Holy 4th Amendment!