Baywatch Nights (TV Series)

Just a Gigolo (1995)

David Hasselhoff: Mitch Buchannon

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• Mitch Buchannon : [voice-over]  To catch a gigolo, I decided to become a gigolo. So I worked out a little harder that week, borrowed some serious threads, copped an attitude, and voila. Now Ryan, she was gonna be my sexy, but oh so innocent target.

• Garner Ellerbee : [over the phone]  Listen, Mitch. I need some help tracking down Bobby Bahama. Is Ryan busy?

  Mitch Buchannon : [over the phone]  Yeah, yeah, she's tied up on the gigolo case.

  Garner Ellerbee : Come on, can't she break loose for a couple of hours?

  Mitch Buchannon : Uh, sorry partner. No can do. Um, how about Destiny?

  Garner Ellerbee : Aw give me a break. Look she's a sweet kid, but her elevator does not go all the way to the top.

• Mitch Buchannon : So, uh, what are you gonna let this guy do, huh? Hit a couple doubles, maybe blast a grand slam or what?

  Ryan McBride : Well, he is pretty hot. He's got such a cute little...

  Mitch Buchannon : Like I said, how far are you gonna go with this game, kid?

  Ryan McBride : Well, I don't know, Mitch. I mean, as far as I have to. This is a job. I'm a professional. Do we have some sort of problem here?

  Mitch Buchannon : No. No. No problem at all.

• Ryan McBride : What are you doing?

  Mitch Buchannon : What do you mean, what am I doing? What was that all about?

  Ryan McBride : Was what?

  Mitch Buchannon : The kiss.

  Ryan McBride : What, what about it?

  Mitch Buchannon : What do you mean what about it? It's a little over the top, don't you think? He was slobbering all over you.

  Ryan McBride : I'm a professional. I can handle a little slobber.

  Mitch Buchannon : That was a lot of slobber.

  Ryan McBride : Can we talk about something else, please?