- Mitch Buchannon: [voice-over] There are many differences between being a lifeguard and being a PI. Lifeguards run on sand. PIs run on everything. I realized that as I chased after a boardwalk con man we've been staking out all day. You know, John Lennon once said, and it's a wise proverb too, that life is what happens when you're busy making plans. I didn't plan on meeting a beautiful woman during a fistfight.
- Mitch Buchannon: Meritorious Moose? Bogart is hired to find the Maltese Falcon and we're hired to find a Meritorious Moose?
- Garner Ellerbee: Partner, a gig's a gig. Now what's this all about with you and Cindy?
- Mitch Buchannon: Well, she said I wasn't in touch with my feminine side.
- Garner Ellerbee: Your what?
- Mitch Buchannon: My feminine side!
- Garner Ellerbee: Well she's right. Most men aren't.
- Mitch Buchannon: Yeah, how do you know that?
- Garner Ellerbee: Sally Jessy Raphael!
- Garner Ellerbee: You think Duncan did this?
- Mitch Buchannon: I don't know, but there's one way to find out.
- Ryan McBride: We could just set a trap and have one of the impersonators do Dahlia.
- Mitch Buchannon: Got it.
- Garner Ellerbee: Yeah, but which one? They're all scared to death.
- Mitch Buchannon: Yeah.
- [Ryan smiles wide at Mitch]
- Mitch Buchannon: What?
- Ryan McBride: He's a little tall.
- [Garner nods]
- Ryan McBride: Nice legs, decent voice. Not great, but not bad.
- Mitch Buchannon: What?
- Garner Ellerbee: Hm. Might even help him get in touch with his feminine side.