Baywatch Nights (TV Series)
Silent Witness (1995)
David Hasselhoff: Mitch Buchannon
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Quotes
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Mitch Buchannon : [voice-over] I believe destiny always leads to trouble. I don't mean destiny as in fate, or the future. I mean a slightly bubbleheaded person named Destiny Desimone. Garner and I got a panicky call from her as we finished an all night stakeout. This time, Destiny did have something to do with fate. As in fatal.
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Destiny Desimone : It was my bad karma, not Mitch's.
Garner Ellerbee : Yeah, but why did your bad karma have to rip my new jacket?
Mitch Buchannon : You're talkin' about a ripped jacket? I'm bleedin' to death here.
Garner Ellerbee : Man, that's a flesh wound. It'll mend, this won't.
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Mitch Buchannon : [voice-over] Twenty years as a lifeguard teaches you to recognize people in trouble. I knew the second I saw her she was drowning, even though she wasn't even in the water.
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Lou Raymond : My man, what's happenin' with the threads? You're lookin' good!
Mitch Buchannon : [laughs] Man thinks he's Shaft.
Lou Raymond : You mean he's a bad mother
Mitch Buchannon : Shut your mouth, he's a complicated man.
Lou Raymond : [singing] And nobody understands him but his woman.
Mitch Buchannon : Nobody understands him, period.
Garner Ellerbee : Except you, Mitch, which is why we're partners.
Mitch Buchannon : I knew there had to be a reason, John Shaft.
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Mitch Buchannon : Wow! Is this a great place to live or what? Look at that view. And look at that sad face. You're killin' me! What do you want?
Ryan McBride : Preferably something that doesn't roll off the cliff during an earthquake!
Mitch Buchannon : Come on, come on and look at this! This place is rock solid!
[He hits the trailer's door and watches the handle fall off]
Ryan McBride : [sighs] Then you live here.
Mitch Buchannon : Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea what a lot like this costs? A half a million, million bucks, maybe two!
Ryan McBride : It's a trailer park!
Mitch Buchannon : It's a trailer park in Malibu, kid.
