Baywatch Nights (TV Series)

The Cabin (1996)

Angie Harmon: Ryan McBride

Quotes 

• Diamont Teague : What happened?

  Ryan McBride : He bumped his head.

  Mitch Buchannon : Terrific. Another headache. What are you doing here?

  Diamont Teague : Actually, I wanted to talk to you about things that go bump in the night. Do you believe in ghosts?

  Mitch Buchannon : No, no, but they scare me.

• Mitch Buchannon : Haunted. When I think of haunted, I think of Aunt Tilly kicking off and hanging around long enough to make sure that Uncle John doesn't hook up with some floozie.

  Ryan McBride : That's one definition.

• Ryan McBride : Alright, well, I am participating in this weekend because I'm a scientist, and unlike you, I believe in the paranormal. But I do not believe in standing out here like a little puppy because Teague's a control freak. But if you wanna stay out here because you're afraid, wait for Teague, I understand.

  Mitch Buchannon : Oh what, is this some kind challenge, right.

  Ryan McBride : No, I mean, why would I challenge you?

  Mitch Buchannon : Because competition is your middle name, and subconsciously you're attracted to me, and it's a way of getting my attention.

• Ryan McBride : Tell me what you see.

  Mitch Buchannon : Umm, there's a bed with a noose hanging over a wooden beam.

  Ryan McBride : It's not real.

  Mitch Buchannon : [feeling the noose]  How do you know?

  Ryan McBride : None of it's real. It's just a bunch of ghosts and illusions. It's maybe something with the light, maybe some molecular imaging, but trust me Mitch, it is not real, okay?

• Cigar Man : I've been waiting for hours. Get over here.

  [Ryan turns to see a cigar-smoking dwarf in old-timey clothes] 

  Cigar Man : You deaf, girl?

  Ryan McBride : No. I can hear.

  Cigar Man : Are you sassin' me?

  Ryan McBride : Sassin'? Who're you?

  Cigar Man : You know me. I've been coming here since you opened.

  Ryan McBride : And when was that? I mean, uh, what's the date, mister?

  Cigar Man : Don't you make me wait on ya.

  Ryan McBride : What year are you in?

  Cigar Man : I'm hungry and I'm sore. Now get your backside naked and come sit by me.

  Ryan McBride : Now why would I wanna do that?

  Cigar Man : 'Cause. I got gold dust.