- [watching a Donny Osmond video]
- Butt-head: Did you know that their dad, Lee Harvey Osmond, like, killed one of the Presidents or something?
- Beavis: And I heard the entire Osmond family's a bunch of Morons.
- Butt-head: It's Mormons, buttwipe. Those are those dudes who come up to your house on their bicycles.
- Beavis: Is this the Moron Tabernacle Choir?
- Butt-head: I hate this Moron music.
- [Beavis and Butt-head are pitching a show idea to Mr. Van Driessen]
- Mr. Van Driessen: Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic concept. I'm going to close my eyes, and I want you to wow me.
- Butt-head: ...Uh, is that allowed on school property?