- Dr. John Becker: Liz had aspirin in her purse, and she didn't want to give me any!
- Margaret Wyborn: How do YOU know she had aspirin in her purse? Did you snoop through her purse?
- Dr. John Becker: Why does everyone keep missing the point?
- Dr. John Becker: Well, you were wrong, Reg! Liz didn't forget she had aspirin; she told me she knows everything that's in her purse!
- Reggie Kostas: Does she know YOU were in her purse?
- Dr. John Becker: Stop trying to change the subject!
- Dr. John Becker: [after Reggie hurls a very large bottle of aspirin at him] Why would you buy so many aspirin?
- Margaret Wyborn: Well, when you're here I give them away instead of mints.