- Reggie Kostas: Oh, honestly, did you really think I was having sex with Jake back there?
- [Quickly looks over at Jake]
- Reggie Kostas: Not that I wouldn't fool around with Jake...
- Jake Malinak: Jake is bad!
- Reggie Kostas: I just mean I wouldn't have sex back there around all the food - that's disgusting! So, what do you want to eat, John?
- Dr. John Becker: Now? Nothing!
- M.J. Johnson: How DO you get a baby?
- Dr. John Becker: Well, M.J., a man and a woman can only have a baby when they love each other very much.
- M.J. Johnson: OK. What's sex?
- Dr. John Becker: Sex is what they use against each other when they don't.