- Richard: Actually, one of my reporters is doing a piece on you.
- Professor Sean Dixon: Oh, really? No one's contacted me.
- Richard: Well, the article is about the relationship you had last semester with one of your female students.
- Professor Sean Dixon: Huh... So this is a fiction piece.
- Lee Hemingway: I think we're supposed to talk about our feelings, not have sex on camera.
- Zoe Lopez: Are you gay?
- Lee Hemingway: No, I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend.
- Zoe Lopez: Oh, that's cool. Very retro.
- Sara Gregory: You son of a bitch!
- Richard: That's not fair. You've never met my mother. She's quite lovely.
- Owen Gregory: So, my father is a doctor, his father was a doctor. It's like I'm...
- Natalie Dykstra: Right! My first year at Bedford, I was an Econ Major.
- Owen Gregory: Ouff! God, no wonder you jumped!
- Owen Gregory: Actually, do you wanna know why I came to Bedford?
- Sara Gregory: The quality of the dorm food?
- Owen Gregory: Uh... In high school, people were always asking me, 'isn't it tough to be Sara Gregory's little brother? So many expectations, so much to live up to... ' And of course, I'd say, 'yeah. Yeah, it sucks.' But, I was lying. Growing up, I always knew that, uh, as long as you were around, nothing bad could happen to me. So, I figured out, I better go to Bedford, because no matter how... how tough it gets, how lonely I am... I know that with you, I'll be alright.
- Sara Gregory: Eh, heh... I'm glad you're here, Owen.
- Owen Gregory: Yeah, you better say that after that confession I just gave you.
- Sara Gregory: What would I change about my sexual past? I'd change my own head. I'd admit that I'm angry, that I'm wounded, that my heart was broken. Seems like we're so busy hooking up, sexually networking, making connections. Does sex even mean anything anymore? I guess I thought if I didn't take sex seriously, I could somehow avoid being affected by it. If sex doesn't have anything to do with intimacy and I don't feel anything... somehow, I'll be stronger, but that's not true. Opening yourself up, even if it means your heart and soul are crushed. That's what makes you stronger. That's what gives you the power to move on, put the past behind you. To get out there and get your heart stomped on all over again.
- Sara Gregory: [to Richard] You are a son of a bitch!
- Richard: That's not fair. You've never met my mother. She's quite lovely.