- Amos Thripp: Actually, last summer, I did get a touch of the cucumber blight. It don't usually attack people, only cucumbers. But I went along to the doctor and he put some blue unction on it. It's all right now.
- Percy Thrower: You should learn to call it fertilizer.
- Amos Thripp: It took me ten years to learn to call it manure,
- Percy Thrower: Even before you met her, I understand your wife was a keen horticulturist.
- Amos Thripp: Well, Perce, what she done before she married me is her own concern.
- Moira Anderson: Should a body meet a body coming through the rye./ If you dare to touch my body, I shall black your eye.
- Bettine Le Beau: Ooo, what's this thing called, love?
- director: Hold it! Stop. No, it's "What is this thing, called love?"