The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Granny's Spring Tonic (1963)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : She's from one of those fur'n nations.

  Jed Clampett : Which one?

  Daisy Moses : Minneapolis... Wisconsin.

• Jed Clampett : Pearl, go on ahead. Women and children first. That's the rule.

  Cousin Pearl Bodine : That's the rule for fire, flood, and deesaster.

  Jed Clampett : [in a low voice]  Well it seems to me Granny's tonic oughta fit in there somewheres.

  Daisy Moses : I heared what you said, Jed Clampett, and just for that, when it comes your turn, you're gonna get a double dose.

• Jed Clampett : [Gloria is teaching Jed a new dance]  What did you say this one was called?

  Gloria Buckles : It's called the twist.

  Jed Clampett : Feller was to dance this in the fresh-plowed field, he'd auger his way right into the ground.

• Elly May Clampett : Pa, ain't you gonna marry up with that city woman?

  Jed Clampett : No Elly. Us old foxes is trap-shy, especially when the bait goes to chasin' us.