- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: Flo, I've gone straight. I've turned honest.
- Flo Shafer: You dirty, rotten fink!
- Jed Clampett: Mr. Drysdale, do you promise to keep it a absolute secret?
- Milburn Drysdale: [raises his right hand] May interest rates drop.
- Jane Hathaway: For him that is a sacred oath.