- Daisy Moses: [Granny is looking for Jethro] Probably took off for town for more girl watchin'.
- Jed Clampett: Granny, Jethro has done hired hisself out.
- Daisy Moses: You mean he gets paid for watchin' girls?
- Jethro Bodine: I could use some smoking jackets.
- Daisy Moses: What yer gonna get is some smokin' britches!