The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
No Place Like Home (1962)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
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Quotes
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Daisy Moses : You know where my mink coat is right now?
Jed Clampett : Where?
Daisy Moses : In the top of a tree, full a baby eagles.
Jed Clampett : Now Granny.
Daisy Moses : Their mama and me fought nigh over ten minutes for that coat, but with them claws on her, she could get a better purchase on it.
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John Brewster : You say your grandfather built this cabin?
Jed Clampett : He sure did.
John Brewster : Well he must have been a remarkable man.
Jed Clampett : He sure was. He finished the cabin in the mornin', went to town, found a girl, courted her, married her, and carried her across that doorstep all before sundown. Tell me Granny, was that eighteen and ninety-seven or eighteen and ninety-eight?
Daisy Moses : Eighteen and ninety-eight.
Jed Clampett : Yeah, that's right. She was 18 and Grandpa was 98.
John Brewster : You say he was 98 and his bride was 18?
Jed Clampett : That's right, marriage didn't work out too good.
John Brewster : I don't doubt it.
Jed Clampett : Yeah, Grandpa made the mistake of havin' his Ma come live with them.
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Daisy Moses : Then what I call my Heavenly Hash, that's grits, chitlins, possum belly, hog jowls, and catfish, all minced together and simmered in gopher gravy, topped with poached hawk eggs.
Jed Clampett : Mmm mmm, now there's vittles you won't forget in a hurry.
John Brewster : I'll try.
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Daisy Moses : I still don't mind sharin' a bed with Elly May, but I draw the line when it comes to sharin' with them others.
Jed Clampett : What others?
Daisy Moses : Well there was a owl, and a squirrel, a crow, and a fox, a possum, and a skunk, and a porkypine.