The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts and the Dodgers (1963)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

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Quotes 

• Jethro Bodine : [as Leo Durocher is about to hit a golf ball]  Whomp it Mr. Durocher!

• Jethro Bodine : The only thing I know is that them rascals is sure hard to kill. After you shoot 'em, you gotta club 'em.

• Jethro Bodine : Jethro, I think you was right about those golfs bein' birds.

  Jethro Bodine : I was?

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, when I come out here, I seen some people take 2 little white eggs outta that hole over yonder.

• Jethro Bodine : Oh, here's somethin' else Mr. Drysdale sent over.

  [he opens a box of golf shoes with cleats] 

  Jed Clampett : By doggies, Jethro, them golfs must be the toughest little critters there is. First you shoot 'em, then you club 'em, then you stomp 'em with spikes.

  Elly May Clampett : That ain't all. Miss Jane says to me she says, "When your Pa and Jethro go out to shoot, tell 'em to watch out for the traps."

  Jed Clampett : Traps too? Oooh I can't wait to tangle with one of them golfs.

• Daisy Moses : Elly May can outthrow anybody.

  Jethro Bodine : Oh yes sir, she's got plenty of stuff.

  Leo Durocher : Yeah, we could never hide it under a Dodger uniform.