The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts and the Dodgers (1963)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Jed Clampett : Accordin' to Mr. Drysdale, we're gonna be shootin' some game called golf.

  Daisy Moses : What in tarnation is a golf?

  Jed Clampett : Well, I don't rightly know, Granny, but they must be thicker 'n crows in a corn pasture around here cuz Mr. Drysdale says everybody in Beverly Hills shoots 'em.

  Daisy Moses : Ain't never seen no strange critters runnin' around. They must live in holes in the ground, like a gopher.

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, I reckon maybe you're right. Just the other day I heard him say he shot 9 holes of golf and got 57.

• Daisy Moses : I'm gonna stay here and do something sensible. I'm gonna boil these golf eggs.

• Daisy Moses : Elly May can outthrow anybody.

  Jethro Bodine : Oh yes sir, she's got plenty of stuff.

  Leo Durocher : Yeah, we could never hide it under a Dodger uniform.

• Daisy Moses : Would you like a golf egg?

  Leo Durocher : A what?

  Daisy Moses : A boiled golf egg. Boiling 'em made 'em kind of rubbery and that yolk is black as coal. Maybe put a lot of salt on it, that'll fix 'em up.