The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Gloria Swanson Story (1966)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : Granny's always felt special close to Gloria Swanson.

  Daisy Moses : We is look-a-likes, ya know.

  Jethro Bodine : You and Gloria Swanson look-a-likes?

  Daisy Moses : If I've heard it once, I've heard it a hundred times!

  Jethro Bodine : Is she kiddin' Uncle Jed?

  Jed Clampett : No, I've heard it a hundred times myself. Course it was always Granny that said it.

• Daisy Moses : I wanna ask Miss Swanson when she's gonna make another picture like "Society Scandal".

  Gloria Swanson : Ah, "Society Scandal". You remember that one?

  Daisy Moses : Yeah, Jed and me seen it twice.

  Gloria Swanson : Now that was a long time ago.

  Daisy Moses : Oh yes, clean last summer.

  Gloria Swanson : You two attended the silent film festival in Venice?

  Jed Clampett : No Ma'am. We seen it at the Bijou Theater back in Bug Tussle.

• Jed Clampett : Miss Swanson, don't judge the whole country by these fickle Hollywood folks. Back home, you is the queen of the movies. You always have been and you always will be.

• Daisy Moses : Did you see that coat?

  Jed Clampett : I reckon that explains what happened to the other 5 cats.

  Elly May Clampett : Awful!

  Daisy Moses : Poor woman.

  Jethro Bodine : She's really hard up. ain't she?

  Jed Clampett : She is for a fact. It's bad enough havin' to sell her bathtub, but when it comes to skinnin' her cats for clothes...

  [the Clampletts leave, crying] 

• Jethro Bodine : How come she don't make no more movies?

  Jed Clampett : Well Jethro, I understand that's the show business. One day, you're livin' high on the hog, next day you're down to wearin' a cat-skin coat.