- Jethro Bodine: When Granny says somethin's gonna happen, it happens.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: Sounds like she has remarkable powers.
- Jethro Bodine: Strongest little woman you ever did see.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: I meant clairvoyant powers. Would you say she's a medium?
- Jethro Bodine: No sir. I'd say she's a small. She's strong as a medium and if she ever took a switch to you, you'd know it.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: Has she ever taken a switch to you?
- Jethro Bodine: She sure has, whoo-oo!
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: And you stood for it?
- Jethro Bodine: Last time, I stood for purt near two days.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: Sounds like your grandmother is rather savage.
- Jethro Bodine: Sometimes she's as ornery as a mud wasp in a dry gourd.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: Violent temper.
- Jethro Bodine: I'll say.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: You're afraid of her.
- Jethro Bodine: Oh, yes sir.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: She's vicious.
- Jethro Bodine: Well that's a fact.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: Mean.
- Jethro Bodine: Durn tootin'.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: Cruel.
- Jethro Bodine: Yes sir.
- Dr. Eugene Twombly: You hate her.
- Jethro Bodine: Granny? Why shes the sweetest little woman that ever lived.