- Kelly Taylor: Bren, we are in big trouble!
- Brenda Walsh: Why?
- Kelly Taylor: Donna is totally plastered!
- Jim Walsh: Tell me more about Tony Miller!
- Brenda Walsh: What's there to tell dad; he's a guy, he's a jock, he asked!
- Donna Martin: I bet my dear mom was up there being head warden. She's been trying to get something like this passed for years!
- Steve Sanders: What's with your mother Donna, does she have a wild bug in her ear?
- Donna Martin: It's more than a bug, she wants to run for mayor!
- David Silver: God help us all!
- Donna Martin: Hey, this is my mom we are talking about!
- David Silver: [Corrects himself] To know her is to love her!
- Donna Martin: Thank you.
- Dylan McKay: [after Gil Myers leaves, Dylan turns to Steve and David] We got to get her out of here before someone starts to get suspicious! Know what I mean?