- Kelly Taylor: [Walshes Kitchen] Nat says to cook the turkey breast side up.
- Valerie Malone: I plan to but David's mother says breast side down. Can't we just shove her in the oven?
- Brandon Walsh: I'm sorry do I sense a little tension here?
- Valerie Malone: I'm trying Brandon but she actually made David go back to the store because she didn't like the brand of margerine I bought.
- Steve Sanders: [At the Faculty mixer] Well my mother used to say her show used to remind her of the works of Noel Coward. You know the Comedy of Manners.
- Elmo Pickering: I don't mean to pry but who is your mother?
- Steve Sanders: Samantha Sanders. Maybe you've heard of her?
- John Bardwell: Of course. The Hartley House. One of my favorites.
- Steve Sanders: [Looks nervously at Prof. Bardwell] You putting me on Mr. Bardwell?
- John Bardwell: No not at all!
- Elmo Pickering: Your mother is a comic genius.