- Samantha Stephens: Darren, have you been drinking?
- Darrin Stephens: Your mother was right!
- Samantha Stephens: You have been drinking!
- Louise Tate: Did you hear that, Larry? It took me eight years, to get you to bring me to Paris, and they didn't even talk about it, that much.
- Larry Tate: Well, neither did we. I can remember weeks when we didn't talk at all.
- Samantha Stephens: All I want is the normal life of a normal housewife.
- Darrin Stephens: That's why you went to Paris?
- Samantha Stephens: I only went there for lunch.
- Darrin Stephens: Well, that's normal.
- Samantha Stephens: That's what I like about your visits, Mother. You always bring a ray of sunshine into my drab existence.
- Endora: Well, that's what mothers are for, dear.
- Endora: Well, I imagine she's very lonesome for Donald.
- Larry Tate: Who?
- Endora: I beg your pardon?
- Louise Tate: You mean Darren?
- Endora: Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
- Louise Tate: Samantha? Samantha Stevens, what on earth are you doing in Paris?
- Samantha Stephens: Hello, Louise. Oh, I just flew in.
- Larry Tate: Will you look at her face? Absolutely stunned! Quite a surprise seeing us, eh?
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, yes. You're the last people I wanted... expected to see.
- Samantha Stephens: Mr. Tate is Darrin's employer.
- Endora: Oh really? Isnt that amusing... That we should bump into each other.
- Darrin Stephens: I should've known you can't take a beautiful witch in the prime of her life and expect her to hang up her twitch. It's against nature.
- Samantha Stephens: Are you sure you wouldn't like to just go back home?
- Darrin Stephens: From here?
- Samantha Stephens: We can, you know.
- Darrin Stephens: Nothing doing. My nervous system has suffered enough trauma for one day, thank you.
- Samantha Stephens: Well, all right. Anyway, it'll be fun seeing Paris for the first time.
- Darrin Stephens: What do you mean? You've been there before.
- Samantha Stephens: Never with you. And being in Paris with someone you love is like being in Paris for the first time. When we arrive, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Louise calls Larry and asks him to come back right away.
- Darrin Stephens: Do you think so?
- Samantha Stephens: I know it.
- Darrin Stephens: Larry will never forgive me.
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, Mother. Isn't that beautiful?
- Endora: Oh yes. You'd look marvelous in a dress like that, Samantha.
- Darrin Stephens: I just want you to know how lucky I think I am?
- Samantha Stephens: Thank you, darling.
- [first lines]
- Larry Tate: Hi, Darrin.
- Darrin Stephens: Hi, Larry. All set for your trip?
- Larry Tate: Mm-mm, I leave tonight. I'll be in London tomorrow morning, Paris tomorrow night. I'm afraid it's one of the disadvantages of having a top designer for a client. I'd like to get out of it, but I figure it's good business to at least go over to look at his Spring collection.
- Darrin Stephens: Yeah, it's touch having to go to dull places like London and Paris.
- Larry Tate: No, this is no pleasure trip. Especially this year. My wife insists on coming with me.
- Darrin Stephens: If you're that much against the trip, why don't you send me instead.
- Larry Tate: Darrin, you're my best friend. I wouldn't send my worse enemy on a trip with Louise. So I know you won't mind.
- Darrin Stephens: I had a feeling you were leading up to something.
- Larry Tate: I do have a few loose ends that need looking after, and I wondered if you could take care of them while I'm gone.
- Darrin Stephens: If you're going to be slaving away in Paris, it's the least I can do.
- Larry Tate: Now, Susan. Well, au revoir and tour jeté... I think.