- Jaime Sommers: Well is this the time when you give me twenty lashes and throw me in irons?
- Lucky Harrison: Yeah, sure, if that's the sort of thing you're into. But it'd be just as easy for me to call a couple of my men and throw you overboard.
- Jaime Sommers: You'd better get more than a couple, I can handle myself pretty well.
- Lucky Harrison: And Ms. Winter?
- Jaime Sommers: Yes, Mr. Harrison?
- Lucky Harrison: If my men would have thrown you overboard, eight to five says you would have made it back ashore safely.
- Jaime Sommers: With my skill and determination?
- Lucky Harrison: No, I thought floating. On your inflated ego.
- Romero: Coffee, tea or me?
- Jaime Sommers: I beg your pardon?
- Romero: May I fluff your pillow?
- Creighton: How would you like to get your head fluffed?
- Oscar Goldman: [on walkie talkie] Jaime, maybe I'd better get you off of there.
- Jaime Sommers: [on receiver] Now Oscar, you know all us OSI agents always go down with our ships.
- Oscar Goldman: That's not funny.
- Romero: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: we have a little problem, but , eh, really there's nothing to be allarmed about. Eh, on board, eh, we have a bomb that's gonna go off any minute.
- [the other passengers laugh at him]
- Romero: You will follow my instructions. Women
- [kisses a lady's hand]
- Romero: and children first.
- [more laughter and louder]
- Romero: Yes, no children. Disregard my first order.
- Jaime Sommers: I need your help, but it might be dangerous.
- Romero: I don't even know the meaning of the word.
- Jaime Sommers: Well, what happened to the Ice Man?
- Oscar Goldman: Oh, he's safe, I put him in the eh, cooler.