The Bionic Woman (TV Series)

Road to Nashville (1976)

Lindsay Wagner: Jaime Sommers

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• Pam : [Pam has proven she is tone deaf]  Pretty bad huh?

  Jaime Sommers : [stutters]  I, eh, no, it really wasn't...

  Pam : Maybe I could play the tambourine?

  Jaime Sommers : That's a great idea!

• Jaime Sommers : So you and Oscar were in intelligence together during North Korea?

  Muffin Calhoon : Yeah, that's right, only I had the intelligence to get out of this racket after the war.

• Jaime Sommers : [posing as Jodi Lee Sommers]  Hey, what was that about eh, about a country opera or something?

  Buck Buckley : [sighs]  Listen, that was the one thing that could have pulled me out of my slump. I put two years of my life into it, then I lost it all over night.

  Jaime Sommers : How?

  Jaime Sommers : Well the night before we were supposed to go into the studio and record it, somebody broke in and stole everything. Two months later it came out as a rock opera.

  Jaime Sommers : Well you could sue for that, couldn't you?

  Buck Buckley : No, we checked it out, they changed just enough of it so that our hands were tied. But it was mine... and that's when I started drinking. Tammy found me in a flop-house guzzling hair tonic. Rock bottom.

• Jaime Sommers : [about missing OSI agent Bill]  Oscar, I gotta tell ya - this poor guy - if you sent him in here lookin' like this, it's no wonder he got caught. He looks just like you.

  Oscar Goldman : [on other line]  But that's an OSI requirement, Jaime. We all look alike.

• Bill : Who are you?

  Jaime Sommers : [coughs]  I'm Jaime Sommers. And the guy in the pajamas here is

  [another cough] 

  Jaime Sommers : Muffin Calhoun. We're from the OSI.

  Bill : [coughing]  I thought Oscar had given up on me.