- Pam: [Pam has proven she is tone deaf] Pretty bad huh?
- Jaime Sommers: [stutters] I, eh, no, it really wasn't...
- Pam: Maybe I could play the tambourine?
- Jaime Sommers: That's a great idea!
- Jaime Sommers: So you and Oscar were in intelligence together during North Korea?
- Muffin Calhoon: Yeah, that's right, only I had the intelligence to get out of this racket after the war.
- Jaime Sommers: [posing as Jodi Lee Sommers] Hey, what was that about eh, about a country opera or something?
- Buck Buckley: [sighs] Listen, that was the one thing that could have pulled me out of my slump. I put two years of my life into it, then I lost it all over night.
- Jaime Sommers: How?
- Jaime Sommers: Well the night before we were supposed to go into the studio and record it, somebody broke in and stole everything. Two months later it came out as a rock opera.
- Jaime Sommers: Well you could sue for that, couldn't you?
- Buck Buckley: No, we checked it out, they changed just enough of it so that our hands were tied. But it was mine... and that's when I started drinking. Tammy found me in a flop-house guzzling hair tonic. Rock bottom.
- Jaime Sommers: [about missing OSI agent Bill] Oscar, I gotta tell ya - this poor guy - if you sent him in here lookin' like this, it's no wonder he got caught. He looks just like you.
- Oscar Goldman: [on other line] But that's an OSI requirement, Jaime. We all look alike.
- Bill: Who are you?
- Jaime Sommers: [coughs] I'm Jaime Sommers. And the guy in the pajamas here is
- [another cough]
- Jaime Sommers: Muffin Calhoun. We're from the OSI.
- Bill: [coughing] I thought Oscar had given up on me.