A Bit of a Do (TV Series)

The Inauguration of the Outer Inner Relief Ring Road (1989)

Nigel Hastings: Simon Rodenhurst

Quotes 

• Lucinda : Simon wants to know if you can get the ring road plan scrapped, Rita.

  Rita Simcock : Tell him, no, I can't get it scrapped.

  Lucinda : No, she can't get it scrapped.

  Simon : Damn!

  Lucinda : Damn!

  Ted Simcock : Thank you, Simon.

  Simon : What on earth for?

  Ted Simcock : Because every time I meet you, I get to thinking my two aren't such berks after all.

• Jenny Simcock : Don't start to give *me* moral lectures, Simon. Are you and Lucinda so morally pure yourselves?

  Lucinda , Simon : [smugly]  Yes.

  Elvis : [reprovingly]  Simon?

  Lucinda : Apart from Simon's isolated lapse - which he's told me all about and I've forgiven.

  Jenny Simcock : And no lapses at all in your past, Lucinda?

  Lucinda : Unfashionably for this day and age, no. In eighty-seven days' time, Simon will be the first person in the world to know my body.

  Simon : We *were* planning to invite you both.

  Elvis : I'll watch with interest. I may even be able to give you a tip or two!