Blackadder (TV Series)

The Foretelling (1983)

Brian Blessed: Richard IV

Quotes 

• Richard III : Who's that?

  King Richard IV : I know not, my lord. I'll ask my son. Harry! Who is that?

  Harry : It is your other son, my lord.

  [to the king Richard III] 

  King Richard IV : It is my other son, my lord.

  Richard III : Fights he with us tomorrow?

  [to Harry] 

  King Richard IV : What's his name?

  Harry : Edmund.

  King Richard IV : Edna! Fight you with us on the morrow?

  Prince Edmund : Oh, goodness, no. I thought I'd fight with the enemy.

  [Silence. Blackadder giggles nervously and sits down] 

  Richard III : You are not putting him anywhere near me, are you?

  King Richard IV : No, no, my lord. He'll be somewhere amongst the rabble.

  Richard III : Oh, arrow fodder.

  King Richard IV : Precisely.

  [Richard III waves at Edmund] 

  Richard III : What a little turd.

• The Queen : Well, I suppose you want to ravish me.

  King Richard : In a moment!

  King Richard : The woman's insatiable!