- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Pa, how much did that little redheaded gal get for you?
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: [laughs] I wouldn't tell him, Pa. If she did get enough, we might want to sell you back. If she didn't get enough, you wouldn't want to admit it, would you?
- Ben Cartwright: Very funny.
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Hey Pa, how much did that gal get for you?
- Ben Cartwright: You'll never know.
- Hamp: Don't worry about us. After riding trail with these boys of yours, this town is gonna seem downright tame!
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: You sold our Pa? How much did you get for him?
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Oh Hoss, who cares how much she got for him?